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The Food Court Machine is the voice behind the game. "He" debuted in PaRappa The Rapper 2 and is the Teacher of Stage 6: Food Court. It might assumed the man on the cover of the cartridge is the voice who warns the player of their fate if they lose to the game, though his actual voice actor is unknown.
The Food Court Machine has been powering the hypnotic machine used to control Haridesser Octopus until PaRappa out preforms against him, which combusts the machine. The gang take it to Papa Parappa to see if he knows what to do. The team head to the basement basement until Papa PaRappa reawakens him (by putting him into the virtual reality heaset) in hopes to find a solution to stop the "Noodlization" that been storming Parappa Town. PaRappa wanted to help, but Papa PaRappa says that he doesn't want PaRappa to do it, until he remembers all his many great teachers, and that for him to become a real man, he must face the challenge at hand for himself, knowing that if he fails, ALL HE WILL EAT FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE ARE NOODLES ONLY.
"He" is/might be depicted as a bald, light skinned man (like on the cartridge art above).
- The Food Court Machine somehow knows of a man who worked a burger shop (now deceased), an onion, who is the host of a TV show, an ant, a moose who trains people for the army, and a hairdressing octopus. These are people (and anthropomorphic animals) whom "he" doesn't know exist, which may lead few to believe that the wearer of the game's memories select mentors from the wearer's mental files and chooses them as "bosses" to act in-game.
- The cutscene before Stage 6 begins is the only time we see "him", although it's in art form. It is unknown if he is based on a real man, or even has a physical body.