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I Am A Master And You! (also known as by it's stage name, Now Wait a Minute! Who Is That!? or sound test name, Chop Chop Forever!) is the first song you perform in UmJammer Lammy.

CutsceneEdit

The scene starts off with a cutscene of Lammy running down a hallway trying to come up with an excuse for being late for the concert. As she goes through the stage door, she makes it on time just to see Chop Chop Master Onion being announced as the new vocalist for MilkCan. 

After the song is over, however, Lammy suddenly realizes that she has been playing a vacuum cleaner this whole time, much to her embarrassment. Chop Chop Master Onion then tells Lammy that his dojo was destroyed one time, but it remains in his mind - with even a casino. He then says his line “Dojo, casino, it’s all in the mind.”

StageEdit

Lammy is on a stage with Chop Chop Master Onion singing, Katy on the bass, and Ma-san on the drums in front of a crowd of people.

LyricsEdit

Kick, punch, you all remember!

Chop chop back again, yes forever!

You have many challenges comin at ya!

First is a fire. Don't retire, now,

Pick!

Burn!

Slide!

and Down! (Again now!)

2x

Listen to me now as I do my chore.

Nobody ever talks to me no more!

But if a baby were to come, crying out loud,

Do you think you can play and calm it down?

Or if you're on a plane, how would you play?

Throttle up and down, or away?

I just wanna know, can you really go, 

With that guitar in hand? I don't know.

Comin at ya!

Fly high!

Sky high!

Cry loud!

Shut up!

Fly! Cry!

Pick! Burn!

Pick! Cry!

and Fly! Down!

Shake it to the right! Shake it to the left!

I be the only masta that will give

all the necessary skills to build a guitar,

so you can play in hell, you come far! (NA: so you can play in an island, you come far!)

Chop, that wood!

Choke, real good!

Pick, Chop, Burn!

Cry, Fly, Choke!

Burn, Cry, Slide!

Chop, Pick, Fly!

Choke, Fly, Pick!

Cry, Chop, Down! (Ha Ha!)

Pick, Burn, Cry!

Cry, Fly, Chop!

Pick Burn'n Cry!

Fly Chop Choke!

PICK BURNIN' CRY FLY, CHOP CHOKE!!!

I AM A MASTA, AND YOU!!!?

End of level responsesEdit

LammyEdit

GoodEdit

Chop Chop Master Onion: Ha, Lammy, look what you're holding in your hand.

Lammy: I don't know. What is it?

CoolEdit

Chop Chop Master Onion: Lammy, I'm so proud of you. If it was a guitar you're holding.

Lammy: Huh? What do you mean?

(Upon losing COOL) Hey, Hey, Hey! You're bad! I'm the star after all..

Bad/AwfulEdit

Chop Chop Master Onion: Again.

Lammy: Wh-wh-what a nightmare!


PaRappa (Unused)Edit

GoodEdit

Chop Chop Master Onion: Ha, look what you're holding in your hand.

PaRappa: *sigh* Teacher, what is this?

CoolEdit

Chop Chop Master Onion: I'm so proud of you, congratulations.

PaRappa: Yeah! By the way, how have you been, teacher?

Bad/AwfulEdit

Chop Chop Master Onion: Again.

PaRappa: What a nightmare!

Mode DifferencesEdit

Cool modeEdit

Chop chop says "Acha? If I'm not a star, it's no fun for me." and proceeds to kick down all the walls, like he did in PaRappa 1. Katy floats away and Ma-san's drum set grows wings and flies away, Chop Chop is watching Lammy play in the background.

Bad modeEdit

In Bad mode, the whole stage (excluding Lammy and Parappa) becomes distorted and wavy, and the music starts to echo a bit.

Awful mode Edit

In Awful mode, all the echoing gets much worse, and the stage becomes more wavy.

TriviaEdit

  • Although in the game PaRappa doesn't have the option to play this stage, He does rap it in the soundtrack. The lyrics and music are exactly the same, but the response at the end of the level is changed from "Ha, Lammy" to "Ha".
    • However, you can access this stage as PaRappa in UmJammer Lammy NOW! or in the PS1 version with the use of cheat codes.
  • In the cutscene, the "LET'S RAP FOR IT." scene shows Chop Chop with his original appearance. However, in the actual game, Chop Chop has a stem and his clothes have patches.
  • Chop Chop appears to be growing his stem during the cutscene.
  • Chop Chop's failure quote is the same from PaRappa the Rapper, he even does the same pose when he says it.
  • In this stage, references are made to the following levels;
    • The line "First is a fire, don't retire", references to Stage 2.
    • The line "But if a baby were to come, crying out loud, Do you think you can play and calm it down?" references to Stage 3.
    • The line "Or if you're on a plane, how would you play? Throttle up and down, or away?" references to Stage 4.
    • The line "I be the only masta that will give all the necessary skills to build a guitar" references Stage 5.
    • The line "So you can play in hell, you come far!" references Stage 6.
      • In the American release, the line is "So you can play in an island, you come far!"