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Toasty Buns is the first song you play in PaRappa the Rapper 2, in the first level, "Beard Burgers, A Parappa Town Tradition!"

Stage Composition[]

Toasty Buns is in F# minor at 216 BPM

Story[]

PaRappa and P.J. are walking down the street talking about what happened at Sunny's house. They decide to have some burgers. The new owner brings them burgers, but all the burgers suddenly turn into noodles. The owner asks what happened and tries to have Parappa try them, but he demands for a burger. Meanwhile, two employees are talking about if their president was alive things would be a lot better. Then, the ghost of the deceased Beard Burger Master comes to life and is unhappy to see what his son has done to his burgers. He tells PaRappa to come to the back and he'll show him how to make the best burger in town. He agrees to help, after saying, "I gotta believe!"

Beard Burgers Rap

PaRappa rapping alongside Beard Burger Master.

Lyrics[]

Normal Hat Version
That's right,
I'm in the house,
Here it comes!
Extra extra, read all about it!
The best burgers in town from all around
People from around the world come and get it,
the line goes around like a merry-go-round
Cut! (Yes, you gotta, you gotta)
Heat! (Mm yes very good. Very nicely. And)
Toast! (Mmhm Mm You gotta, you got to, you got to, you got to)
Cook! (You know, haha. You're doing good now. Come on and)
Cut! (Mmmm, very nice! You gotta)
Heat! (Ta-ta-Ta-ta-ta)
Toast! (Ha ha yes, very nice. And now)
Cook! (Yes! Right!)
Burgers to fries, a shake or a friend,
if you're hungry simply line up at the end
Come on people gather round,
we got everything you want from all around
Cut the lettuce (You got to)
Heat the grill (Mm, yeah, toast, ah- toast)
Toast the buns (My buns are very toasty)
Cook the patties (Serve, serve, serve, serve,)
Serve the drinks (Serve them! Come on, hurry up! And)
Melt the cheese (Ow! Ha ha ha,)
French the fries (French them.)
Sweep the floors
The ketchup, the mustard the salt and the pepper,
pour it on right 'cause we got no extras
Yo watch the grill, control the flame guys,
follow the rules stay productive and wise (And)
Cook those burgers (mmm)
Turn the patty over (Hey, come on and)
Watch them fries (I'm not kidding)
Better execute sooner (Ohhhhhhhhh!)
Bring on the ketchup
Don't forget the cheese
Bring on the mustard
Handle it with ease
Burgers, burgers is all we have in mind,
we cook the best! Tastes better than wine (NA: we cook the best! You better get in line)
Now put it on a tray! Is it for here or to go?
Any which way it tastes good you know
Cook those burgers, turn the patty over (Uh, yeah. Come on and)
Cut the lettuce, don't forget the cheese (Uh, I said)
Toast the buns, french the fries (French, come on, and..)
Bring on the ketchup, sweep the floors

During the level[]

Cool[]

Beard Burger ascends from the place, leaving PaRappa to run the restaurant for the remaining of the song.

Bad[]

The music will change a bit, and orange noodles will appear on the edges of the screen. In the remastered version, the noodles that border the screen are removed.

Awful[]

Orange noodles fill the entire screen, which makes the background look like Spaghetti Bolognese noodles. The tuning will change into B major. The instrumental will change into a remixed version of the stage select soundtrack from Toasty Buns, but played with a funky synth bass with a "womp" sound, a synthesizer, the classic duck quack, and cartoon sounds including the iconic cartoon whip/slap sound.

End of level dialogue[]

Good[]

Beard Burger Master: Yeah, Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about Now go serve those burgers right now

PaRappa: Alright! I'm off to a good start!

Cool[]

Beard Burger Master: (Yeah yeah yeah!) You da man! You da man! You da man! Terrifica!!

PaRappa: That was a party, and I feel fine!

Bad/Awful[]

*Beard Burger Master makes all of his burger making machines mimic his speech*

Beard Burger Master: (Aw) Man! That was bad! And what's with this noodle thing?!?

PaRappa: I always screw up at the beginning.......

Cool Entrance

Beard Burger Master: I have nothing more to teach you Let me rest in peace

Cool Fail

Beard Burger Master: Rest in peace?? Rest in agony! Come on guys, what's going on??

Trivia[]

  • If a line is performed poorly, Colonel Noodle will peek his head out of a corner, silently laughing mischievously while holding the Noodlizer.
  • If a freestyle is performed poorly while in Cool mode, Beard Burger Master will peek his head off the ceiling, looking around in question.
  • The line "Tastes better than wine!"(JP/EU) was changed in the North American version to avoid alcohol references, thus to keep the ESRB rating at E (for everyone). It has also been said that the line "Toast the Buns!" was "Warm the Buns!" in the EU/JP versions of the game, but the only instance where the line was use was in the Food Court version of the song in the soundtrack of the game.
  • Parappa laughs during the line "Melt the cheese!". This is due to Dred Foxx being caught off guard by Beard Burger Master's "Ow!".
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