Romantic Love is the second song in PaRappa the Rapper 2, that plays in the second level, "Strictly For Adults."
A news report discovers that 'noodleization' is taking place all over town, turning regular food into noodles. PaRappa and P.J. tries to figure out what they should do, then they decide to pay a visit to PaRappa's dad, and see what he could do, because he's an inventor. Then, the scene cuts to PaRappa's house where General Potter is watching the news, while Papa Parappa is working on his newest invention, the De-Noodleizer. He explains that to use it, one must push the dark green, but square button on the TV remote. The machine works, but it shrinks Potter and Papa Parappa down to the size of an ant. PaRappa and P.J. gets to the house, only to find that Papa Parappa is nowhere to be seen. P.J. sees that a show named, "Romantic Karate," starring Chop Chop Master Onion, is on, and decides to try it out.
It is time to get romantic.
Time to get romantic, yes indeed that's for sure
Da kick punch style remains very secure
Never pending, always the first, to make a move.
This, time, we get, down nice and smooth
Because I'm smooth, with a groove so new,
I wish everybody had the same point of view.
Meet me at the corner, Pick you up at 7.
Wear your best dress and I'll take you to heaven.
Face to face.
Let's get it on.
You and me.
Never to part.
Look up in the sky.
See the stars?
I hold you tight.
Lovers we are.
I'm da sensei, you are my students,
But before that, you and I are friends.
We lean on each, anyway we can,
We all need love, no matter woman or a man.
Smooth like butter.
Caress your lover.
Enjoy the moment.
Won't last forever.
It's all about the mind.
Wish I was a playa.
I'm a tax payer.
Need a good lawyer.
And so it goes, yes this is the final chapter,
I hope that all your questions were answered,
'Cause I'm majestic, now romantic,
I know love will be the key to save our own planet.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday,
24/7, each and every single day.
This is how we do, the last lesson,
L O V E, your brand new prescription.
Kick, kick, punch, jump, pose.
Smooth chop, love, with a rose.
Duck, twist, twist, turn, punch.
Hug, kiss, love then chop.
Ta, ma, negi sensei
Here, he, comes, so make way!
End of level dialogueEdit
Chop Chop Master Onion: Very smooth! Very very romantic! I love you. See you next time!
Parappa: Much love to you too Sensei!
Chop Chop Master Onion: Congratulations, Halleujah, Banazi tree! You are the best! See you again on Romantic Karate!
Parappa: So, this is romantic...
Chop Chop Master Onion: No good. You not romantic.
Parappa: What do you mean by romantic??
Chop Chop Master Onion: 1, 2, 3! (Ichi, ni, san!) Now it's your turn! Show me freestyle!
Chop Chop Master Onion: How did you do? Not good? Let's continue.